Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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