He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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