Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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