im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Four minutes until I can fart!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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