What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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