why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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