I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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