Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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