Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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