In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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