these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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