I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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