I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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