Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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