do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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