Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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