after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Mom said you looked used
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
