My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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