I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize
