then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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