Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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