I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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