Do you still have your period?
nutella sex= disaster
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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