I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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