How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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