I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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