so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Randomize
