office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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