I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
did i just pee glitter
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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