Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
barbara walters just said penis...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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