Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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