come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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