I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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