PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
