I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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