I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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