Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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