ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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