good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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