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(248): View more from Michigan

Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.

(612): View more from Minnesota

only room for one pussy in that bed.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid

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(519): View more from Ontario

so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.

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(660): View more from Missouri

i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.

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(443): View more from Maryland

He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.

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(620): View more from Kansas

My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that

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