It's Friday. Sex?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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