OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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