Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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