Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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