This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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