Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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