You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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