Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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