its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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