With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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