I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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