office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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