bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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