i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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