She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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